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Soft Airlume combed cotton feels gentle against the skin while a clean crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette modern and effortless. The front text — \"I don't need closure. I need distance\" — is printed in a muted warm tone, letting the message read like a private boundary, not a shout. Wear it on slower days when you need clear space, on road trips to clear your head, or layered under a jacket for low-key, assertive energy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt suits someone who values emotional clarity and understated style. The construction details — side seams for shape retention, ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label — make it comfortable for extended wear. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s made from high-quality fabrics and responsibly sourced blanks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s not about making a statement for attention; it’s about creating the distance you need to breathe, think, and move forward.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, modern silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability\u003cbr\u003e- Printed label and sleeve options using DTF\/DTG for crisp, vibrant text\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":42770391760993,"sku":"23265700166132220899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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