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f*cking Untouchable Hoodie

f*cking Untouchable Hoodie

Regular price $59.99 USD
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S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This cozy black hoodie carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek message: “f*cking untouchable” in soft, rounded lettering across the chest. It’s built for quiet confidence — the medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial and warm without being stiff. The double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket make it a go-to layer for chilly mornings, late-night walks, or days when you want to keep your distance with attitude. The design is printed cleanly on the front (with optional sleeve or wrist prints available) and can also be decorated with embroidery for a slightly elevated touch. Durable, low-maintenance, and ethically sourced materials mean you can wear this statement piece again and again.

Wear it when you need a buffer: solo coffee runs, airplane naps, or those social days where you’d rather be left to your own orbit. It reads like a private joke to anyone who gets it, and a gentle warning to those who don’t. The overall vibe is cool, slightly irreverent, and quietly protective — for people who prefer to keep their energy curated and their presence felt on their own terms.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG print options plus available embroidery on chest or wrists
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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