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I Don't Need Closure I Need Distance T-Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee

I Don't Need Closure I Need Distance T-Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Width, cm 41.90 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04
Length, cm 68.58 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28
Sleeve length, cm 21.84 22.61 23.37 24.13 24.64 25.40
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81
A lightweight, breathable tee that speaks with quiet honesty. Soft Airlume combed cotton feels gentle against the skin while a clean crew neckline and retail fit keep the silhouette modern and effortless. The front text — "I don't need closure. I need distance" — is printed in a muted warm tone, letting the message read like a private boundary, not a shout. Wear it on slower days when you need clear space, on road trips to clear your head, or layered under a jacket for low-key, assertive energy.

This shirt suits someone who values emotional clarity and understated style. The construction details — side seams for shape retention, ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label — make it comfortable for extended wear. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s made from high-quality fabrics and responsibly sourced blanks.

It’s not about making a statement for attention; it’s about creating the distance you need to breathe, think, and move forward.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, modern silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Printed label and sleeve options using DTF/DTG for crisp, vibrant text
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; ethically manufactured

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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